8 am ET/PT | 7 am CT | 9 am MTRaptors; fennec fox; cheetah cubs.
8:30 am ET/PT | 7:30 am CT | 9:30 am MTDuny beetles; wallabies; snow leopards.
10 am ET/PT | 9 am CT | 11 am MTWhen teenagers Mike (Grant Cramer) and Debbie (Suzanne Snyder) see a comet crash outside their sleepy small town, they investigate and discover a pack of murderous aliens who look very much like circus clowns. They try to warn the local authorities, but everyone assumes their story is a prank. Meanwhile, the clowns set about harvesting and eating as many people as they can. It's not until they kidnap Debbie that Mike decides it's up to him to stop the clowns' bloody rampage.
12 pm ET/PT | 11 am CT | 1 pm MTAfter falling into a lengthy coma following a freak accident involving hip gyration, a now aged Elvis Presley (Bruce Campbell) wakes up in an East Texas nursing home, where he befriends Jack (Ossie Davis), an African-American senior who claims to be President John F. Kennedy. After residents of their quiet retirement community start dying of dubiously unnatural causes, Elvis and Jack discover that the perpetrator is Bubba Ho-Tep (Bob Ivy), an Egyptian mummy with murderous intentions.
2 pm ET/PT | 1 pm CT | 3 pm MTAfter going on vacation, Steve (David Rasche) and Jenny Fisher (Colleen Camp) come home to find that Jenny's elderly father has remarried. What's more, his new wife is a real witch -- both literally and figuratively. Her name is Miranda Pierpoint (Bette Davis), and she quickly upends the couple's quiet household. Jenny tries in vain to break the spell Miranda has cast on her father, but her problems get bigger when Miranda's sultry daughter, Priscilla (Barbara Carrera), moves in.
4 pm ET/PT | 3 pm CT | 5 pm MTWalking through the woods, friends Matt (Jason Saucier) and Josie (Mary Sellers) come across a corpse. The woman clearly died an unnatural death, but the authorities can't determine exactly what killed her. The investigation soon centers on a local industrial plant that uses the woods as a trash heap for dangerous chemical waste. It becomes clear that the plant's practices have contaminated the trees, turning them into murderous organisms. A bit of logging might be in order.
6 pm ET/PT | 5 pm CT | 7 pm MTSinclair and Ivanova desperately try to prove Garibaldi's innocence when he is framed for an attempt to sabotage a visit from the Earth president.
7 pm ET/PT | 6 pm CT | 8 pm MTSinclair is ordered to end a crippling dockworkers strike by force if necessary; Londo refuses to provide G'Kar with a plant essential to a Narn ceremony.
8 pm ET/PT | 7 pm CT | 9 pm MTTraveling to a new planet, the team members find themselves transfixed by a beautiful but deadly device.
9 pm ET/PT | 8 pm CT | 10 pm MTCarter tries to help a brilliant cadet who's on the brink of ruining her future.
10 pm ET/PT | 9 pm CT | 11 pm MTAn alien probe infects Stargate Command and uploads its program into the base computers.
11 pm ET/PT | 10 pm CT | 12 am MTA reporter in the company of military officers comes into contact with a higher, and possibly alien, power.
12 am ET/PT | 11 pm CT | 1 am MTHypnosis unravels the mystery of an ailment that killed a town's children.
1 am ET/PT | 12 am CT | 2 am MTA rival kills a soldier whose mind has been transferred into an android.
2 am ET/PT | 1 am CT | 3 am MTSinclair and Ivanova desperately try to prove Garibaldi's innocence when he is framed for an attempt to sabotage a visit from the Earth president.
3 am ET/PT | 2 am CT | 4 am MTSinclair is ordered to end a crippling dockworkers strike by force if necessary; Londo refuses to provide G'Kar with a plant essential to a Narn ceremony.